What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

(Source: ahhmylittlekitten)

Wheres my tractor

(Source: ahhmylittlekitten)

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(Source: kashimiru)

waytobegayy replied to your post: “raeebot replied to your post:cutie-sunraye replied to your photo:…”:

bUT WHAT IF THE CAT WANTS TO GO

N O… my cat loves me…………

raeebot replied to your post:cutie-sunraye replied to your photo: “greetings…

i can take the cat

NOBODY IS TAKING MY CAT……..

DB anon has no pickup lines. Lucky you.

@Anonymous

GOOD

cutie-sunraye replied to your photo: “greetings from a cat and a kid who doesn’t want to do her homework at…”:

Hand the cat over to us aliens we want t

nO MY CAT

greetings from a cat and a kid who doesn’t want to do her homework at 8:45pm

misato3:

reerugan:

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

your bear cube is not even a bear square

                    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
               ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ•`ʔ
          ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ